Louis XVI, to one of his friends: "You know that girl, Marie...the one I've been seeing for the past six months...the one whom everyone calls the Nette. We broke up last week."
Louis XVI's friend: "Why?"
Louis XVI: "We had this really big fight. I told her that she acted too much like a spoiled rotten queen and she told me to go eat cake."
George Washington, to one of his friends: "I met this lady the other night at the ball."
George Washington's friend: "You did? What's her name?"
George Washington: "Martha."
George Washington's friend: "Nice, man. When's your first date with her?"
George Washington: "Monday. We're going to go chop down a cherry tree."
Adolf Hitler, to Eva Braun: "Let's cause mass suffering all over the world. Let's bring societies, economies, families, countries, states, and political organizations to their knees. Let's decimate millions of people and forever tarnish the reputation of mankind."
Eva Braun: "That's a little much for one date."
Adolf Hitler: "Oh, well in that case, let's just go to the movies."
Marc Antony, conversing with Cleopatra: "You know what. I don't think this relationship is going to last."
Cleopatra: "Why not?"
Marc Antony: "Come on, Cleo. You know what they say about the whole long distance thing."
Cleopatra: "We can make it work."
Marc Antony: "No. I'm sorry. I can't keep traveling up the Nile every weekend. It's too much of a hassle."
